My Bad (Spelling)

I am a bad person.

I do bad things behind people’s back and sometimes, I don’t feel the least bit sorry about it.

One of the bad things I like to do is to write down words that they enunciate wrongly, spelling it according to how they pronounce, and then laugh about it after that.

No, I still don’t feel bad. It must be because I’m not a good person.

Here is a list I gathered from a meeting. I wrote this list down so that I won’t fall asleep in front of him.

- Bacheror
- Examper
- Pwojecks
- Exproar
- Poposal
- Dispray
- Principers
- Directioner sign
- Letail hosplitality
- Projek lrelevant to industly
- Interear design
- We hap velly gud prace

Edit: Here is another that grates on my ears, but not from the said meeting...
- Valemtime's Day