Unrequited Love

Blur Friend: your most recent blog post was hilarious
Me: LOL! i didn't even realise until she stared at me dumbfounded!! she almost was like... "but but... but i don't love you!"
She: ROFL! kai, you must stop confessing to your female friends! this is the second time i know of that u've been rejected
Me: omg yes i realise
Me: 1st was youuuuu!!!
Me: HOW YOU BROKE MY HEART!
She: bwahahahahahahah
She: ROFL
She: better tell u soon than to have u labour under a false impression
She: as the Chinese saying goes, 长痛不如短痛
She: ROFL
Me: THAAAANKS T_T

Background Story:
I was on the bus the other day--in fact, it was last year--and the bumpy journey led to my fats jiggling in a most discomforting manner.

I texted Blur Friend:
"I'm so grossed out I can feel my fats jiggling on the bus ride!!"

To which she replied:
"Bad bus driver..."

To which I replied:
"I love you."

To which she replied:
"I'm sorry but you're not my type."